Development

I Wrote a Programming Language and Now Im Responsible for It
January 15, 2026
I wrote a programming language. It’s called Blort. It’s terrible. I’m proud of it and also I’m sorry. It started as a joke. A comment on a thread about esoteric languages. …
Commit Message Confessions of a Serial Squasher
November 5, 2024
Lets be honest with each other. We’ve all written terrible commit messages. The difference between me and you is that Im brave enough to admit it while you sit there pretending “fixed …
I Wrote My Own Password Manager and I Regret Nothing
January 10, 2024
Last New Year’s resolution I decided I was going to get serious about security. So I did what any reasonable person would do: I wrote my own password manager in Rust. Not because existing ones …