Bad-Ideas

I Wrote a Programming Language and Now Im Responsible for It
January 15, 2026
I wrote a programming language. It’s called Blort. It’s terrible. I’m proud of it and also I’m sorry. It started as a joke. A comment on a thread about esoteric languages. …
I Wrote My Own Password Manager and I Regret Nothing
January 10, 2024
Last New Year’s resolution I decided I was going to get serious about security. So I did what any reasonable person would do: I wrote my own password manager in Rust. Not because existing ones …