Conferences

I Watched Microsoft Build 2026 So You Didn't Have To (You're Welcome)
June 3, 2026
Microsoft held its developer conference this week in a converted fish cannery in San Francisco with roughly 2,500 humans in attendance. Let me repeat that number. Two thousand five hundred. For …
I Went to a Tech Conference and All I Got Was This Lousy Existential Crisis
April 18, 2024
I went to a tech conference last month. It was held in a convention center so large that I’m pretty sure it has its own weather system. I saw a man in a Kubernetes t-shirt argue with a man in a …